JONAH HEX: The Rest of Him Was Too Fat for My Horse

Jonah Hex (2010) – Adapted from DC Comics; Directed by Jimmy Hayward – Starring Josh Brolin, Megan Fox, John Malcovich, Michael Fassbender, Lance Reddick, Will Arnett, Aidan Quinn, Tom Wopat, Wes Bentley, and Jeffrey Dean Morgan. Yeah, Tom F*cking Wopat. Still alive, still acting, still playing a Confederate. This is going to be one of…