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THE EXPENDABLES 3: Time to Mow the Lawn

The Expendables 3 (2014) – Directed by Patrick Hughes – Starring Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Antonio Banderas, Jet Li, Wesley Snipes, Dolph Lundgren, Kelsey Grammer, Randy Couture, Terry Crews, Kellan Lutz, Ronda Rousey, Glen Powell, Victor Ortiz, Robert Davi, Mel Gibson, Harrison Ford, and Arnold Schwarzenegger. I’m never going to complain too hard about a…

BLADE II: The Dark Knight Returns

Blade II (2002) – Directed by Guillermo del Toro – Starring Wesley Snipes, Kris Kristofferson, Ron Perlman, Leonor Varela, Norman Reedus, Luke Goss, Thomas Kretschmann, Danny John-Jules, Donnie Yen, and Tony Curran. BLADE II is one of the most successfully stylish films I’ve ever seen. Even if the story sucked (and it doesn’t), I could…

BLADE: Catch You F*ckers at a Bad Time?

Blade (1998) – Directed by Stephen Norrington – Starring Wesley Snipes, Stephen Dorff, Kris Kristofferson, N’Bushe Wright, Donal Logue, Udo Kier, Sanaa Lathan, and Traci Lords. Why doesn’t BLADE get the respect I think it deserves? Is it because it stars an incredibly minor character from the Marvel Universe? Because it stars an actor who’s…