SINGLES: I Was Just Nowhere Near Your Neighborhood

Singles (1992) – Directed by Cameron Crowe – Starring Matt Dillon, Bridget Fonda, Kyra Sedgwick, Campbell Scott, Sheila Kelley, Jim True-Frost, Bill Pullman, James LeGros, Ally Walker, Tom Skerritt, Peter Horton, Jeremy Piven, Eric Stoltz, Victor Garber, Paul Giamatti, and Tim Burton. I kinda love that the message of SINGLES is not just that to…

DARK SHADOWS: You’ll Have to Imagine Us On a Better Day

Dark Shadows (2012) – Directed by Tim Burton – Starring Johnny Depp, Michelle Pfeiffer, Helena Bonham Carter, Eva Green, Jackie Earle Haley, Jonny Lee Miller, ChloĆ« Grace Moretz, Bella Heathcote, Christopher Lee, and Alice Cooper. “These people might be freaks and weirdos, but don’t freak and weirdos deserve to be happy, too?” That quote does…

BATMAN RETURNS: Sickos Never Scare Me. At Least They’re Committed.

Batman Returns (1992) – Directed by Tim Burton – Starring Michael Keaton, Michelle Pfeiffer, Danny DeVito, Christopher Walken, Michael Gough, Michael Murphy, Pat Hingle, Vincent Schiavelli, Diane Salinger, and Paul Reubens. “For much of my life, I lived under the myth that record labels were inherently evil. I was ceaselessly reminded that corporate forces stopped…

BATMAN (1989): I’m Only Laughing On the Outside

Batman (1989) – Directed by Tim Burton – Starring Michael Keaton, Jack Nicholson, Kim Basinger, Robert Wuhl, Pat Hingle, Billy Dee Williams, Michael Gough, and Jack Palance. And thus was born the modern superhero movie. At least, that’s how history should have gone. Tim Burton’s BATMAN is an artistic masterpiece and proved itself a tremendous…

ALICE IN WONDERLAND: Alice Among the Assh*les

Alice in Wonderland (2010) – Directed by Tim Burton – Starring Mia Wasikowska, Johnny Depp, Helena Bonham Carter, Crispin Glover, Matt Lucas, and Anne Hathaway; Featuring the Voices of Stephen Fry, Alan Rickman, Michael Sheen, Barbara Windsor, Timothy Spall, and Christopher Lee. Every movie has a message, whether it wants to have one or not.…