STAR TREK INTO DARKNESS: The Bromance of Kirk and Spock

Star Trek Into Darkness (2013) – Directed by J.J. Abrams – Starring Chris Pine, Zachary Quinto, Zoe Saldana, Benedict Cumberbatch, Karl Urban, John Cho, Alice Eve, Simon Pegg, Peter Weller, Anton Yelchin, and Bruce Greenwood. Here’s the deal, readers. SPOILERS follow. Lots and lots of spoilers follow. I don’t hold anything back, so don’t read…

STAR TREK (XI): And the Big Red Superball Shall Save Us All

Star Trek (2009) – Directed by J.J. Abrams – Starring Chris Pine, Zachary Quinto, Zoe Saldana, John Cho, Anton Yelchin, Karl Urban, Simon Pegg, Bruce Greenwood, Ben Cross, Winona Ryder, Chris Hemsworth, Jennifer Morrison, Eric Bana, and Leonard Nimoy. After having watched all of the Star Trek movies (minus the Netflix-challenged Insurrection) leading up to…

STAR TREK (X): NEMESIS: Is This the Line for Residuals?

Star Trek (X): Nemesis (2002) – Directed by Stuart Baird – Starring: Patrick Stewart, Jonathan Frakes, Brent Spiner, Michael Dorn, Marina Sirtis, LeVar Burton, Gates McFadden, Tom Hardy, and Ron Perlman. You know STAR TREK: NEMESIS is going to be awesome the minute the opening titles roll out and they do the whole backwards/mirrored letters…

STAR TREK (IX): INSURRECTION: Screw Sand, Netflix

Star Trek (IX): Insurrection (1998) – Directed by Jonathan Frakes – Starring: The People You’d Expect, and McCormick Without Hardcastle. Poor Hardcastle. Netflix doesn’t allow you to rent STAR TREK: INSURRECTION on DVD and so, there is no review for the ninth Star Trek movie, totally sabotaging my efforts to bit you my thoughts on…

STAR TREK (VII): GENERATIONS: Stupid Movie Logic Theater

Star Trek (VII): Generations (1994) – Directed by David Carson – Starring: Patrick Stewart, William Shatner, Malcom McDowell, Jonathan Frakes, Brent Spiner, Michael Dorn, Gates McFadden, Marina Sirtis, Whoopi Goldberg, James Doohan, Walter Koenig, and Alan Ruck. The seventh Star Trek movie, and the first to star The Next Generation Cast, is a big dumb,…