R.I.P.D.: It’s Time to Get Your Snowman On. Get Frosty.

R.I.P.D. (2013) – Directed by Robert Schwentke – Starring Jeff Bridges, Ryan Reynolds, Kevin Bacon, Mary-Louise Parker, Stephanie Szostak, James Hong, Marissa Miller, and Mike O’Malley. I kinda love R.I.P.D. Sure, it’s stupid and loud and derivative and childish, but it’s also pretty freaking hilarious. Well, Jeff Bridges is pretty freaking hilarious and the rest…

TED: This is the Theme Song from the Movie Octopussy

Ted (Theatrical Cut; 2012) – Directed by Seth McFarlane – Starring Mark Wahlberg, Mila Kunis, Seth McFarlane, Giovanni Ribisi, Joel McHale, Patrick Warburton, Matt Walsh, Jessica Barth, Bill Smitrovich, Ralph Garman, Alex Borstein, Laura Vandervoort, Ryan Reynolds, Sam Jones, Norah Jones, Tom Skerritt, Ted Danson, and Patrick Stewart. Any movie that shows this much love…

BLADE: TRINITY: Sounds Like Rejects from a Saturday Morning Cartoon

Blade: Trinity (2004) – Directed by David S. Goyer – Starring Wesley Snipes, Kris Kristofferson, Jessica Biel, Ryan Reynolds, Parker Posey, Dominic Purcell, Triple H, Callum Keith Rennie, Natasha Lyonne, John Michael Higgins, Patton Oswalt, James Remar, and Eric Bogosian. BLADE: TRINITY is not the fall from the mountaintop that Spider-Man 3 represents, but it…

GREEN LANTERN: In Soulless Day, In Dullest Night

Green Lantern (Extended Cut, 2011) – Directed by Martin Campbell – Starring Ryan Reynolds, Blake Lively, Peter Sarsgaard, Mark Strong, Angela Bassett, Temuera Morrison, Geoffrey Rush, Michael Clarke Duncan, Jon Tenney, Jay O. Sanders, Clancy Brown, and Tim Robbins. GREEN LANTERN is a major disappointment, but not because it’s awful. Rather, it’s a disappointment because…