DARK SHADOWS: You’ll Have to Imagine Us On a Better Day

Dark Shadows (2012) – Directed by Tim Burton – Starring Johnny Depp, Michelle Pfeiffer, Helena Bonham Carter, Eva Green, Jackie Earle Haley, Jonny Lee Miller, ChloĆ« Grace Moretz, Bella Heathcote, Christopher Lee, and Alice Cooper. “These people might be freaks and weirdos, but don’t freak and weirdos deserve to be happy, too?” That quote does…

BATMAN RETURNS: Sickos Never Scare Me. At Least They’re Committed.

Batman Returns (1992) – Directed by Tim Burton – Starring Michael Keaton, Michelle Pfeiffer, Danny DeVito, Christopher Walken, Michael Gough, Michael Murphy, Pat Hingle, Vincent Schiavelli, Diane Salinger, and Paul Reubens. “For much of my life, I lived under the myth that record labels were inherently evil. I was ceaselessly reminded that corporate forces stopped…