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TRANSFORMERS: Freedom is the Light of All Sentient Beings

Transformers (2007) – Directed by Michael Bay – Starring Peter Cullen, Mark Ryan, Hugo Weaving, Shia LaBeouf, Tyrese Gibson, Josh Duhamel, Anthony Anderson, Megan Fox, Rachael Taylor, John Turturro, Jon Voight, Michael O’Neill, Kevin Dunn, Julie White, Bernie Mac, Charlie Adler, and W. Morgan Sheppard. Such is the nature of writing reviews that sometimes you…

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In Defense of Michael Bay Movies

Before heading to the theaters to see TRANSFORMERS: AGE OF EXTINCTION, I wanted to watch the first three Michael Bay TRANSFORMERS movies to see if I still felt the way I did upon watching them the first time: I loved the first one, hated the second one, and thought the third was okay. I watched…

JONAH HEX: The Rest of Him Was Too Fat for My Horse

Jonah Hex (2010) – Adapted from DC Comics; Directed by Jimmy Hayward – Starring Josh Brolin, Megan Fox, John Malcovich, Michael Fassbender, Lance Reddick, Will Arnett, Aidan Quinn, Tom Wopat, Wes Bentley, and Jeffrey Dean Morgan. Yeah, Tom F*cking Wopat. Still alive, still acting, still playing a Confederate. This is going to be one of…