DARK SHADOWS: You’ll Have to Imagine Us On a Better Day

Dark Shadows (2012) – Directed by Tim Burton – Starring Johnny Depp, Michelle Pfeiffer, Helena Bonham Carter, Eva Green, Jackie Earle Haley, Jonny Lee Miller, Chloë Grace Moretz, Bella Heathcote, Christopher Lee, and Alice Cooper. “These people might be freaks and weirdos, but don’t freak and weirdos deserve to be happy, too?” That quote does…

ÆON FLUX: I’ve Lived and Died Seven Times Since Then

Æon Flux (2005) – Directed by Karyn Kusama – Starring Charlize Theron, Sophie Okonedo, Marton Csokas, Jonny Lee Miller, Frances McDormand, and Pete Postlethwaite. ÆON FLUX is a complete and utter waste of time. Dumb, melodramatic, vacant, hokey, and sterile, there’s not a single honest emotion in ÆON FLUX, not a single believable character, and…