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TRANSFORMERS: Freedom is the Light of All Sentient Beings

Transformers (2007) – Directed by Michael Bay – Starring Peter Cullen, Mark Ryan, Hugo Weaving, Shia LaBeouf, Tyrese Gibson, Josh Duhamel, Anthony Anderson, Megan Fox, Rachael Taylor, John Turturro, Jon Voight, Michael O’Neill, Kevin Dunn, Julie White, Bernie Mac, Charlie Adler, and W. Morgan Sheppard. Such is the nature of writing reviews that sometimes you…

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GETAWAY: I Want My Wife Back

Getaway (2013) – Directed by Courtney Solomon – Starring Ethan Hawke, Selena Gomez, Jon Voight, and Rebecca Budig. Several weeks ago now, I had plans to do incredibly deep and focused reviews and individual character reactions to the six STAR WARS movies. Obviously, that hasn’t happened, and it’s been largely due to two reasons: One,…

LARA CROFT: TOMB RAIDER: Me Bum’s Gone to Sleep Again

Lara Croft: Tomb Raider (2001) – Directed by Simon West – Starring Angelina Jolie, Jon Voight, Iain Glen, Noah Taylor, Chris Barrie, and Daniel Craig. Once upon a time, I kinda liked this film. Now, I kinda don’t. Where LARA CROFT: TOMB RAIDER goes wrong for me is that it’s all just a bit too…