Rapture-Palooza

RAPTURE-PALOOZA: You Want Some, Happy Meal?

Rapture-Palooza (2013) – Directed by Paul Middleditch – Starring Anna Kendrick, Craig Robinson, Ken Jeong, John Francis Daley, Rob Corddry, John Michael Higgins, Ana Gasteyer, Rob Heubel, Calum Worthy, and Thomas Lennon. Craig Robinson. Anna Kendrick. What could go wrong? Yeah. For the first 10 minutes or so, RAPTURE-PALOOZA (what is this, 1993?) works for…

BLADE: TRINITY: Sounds Like Rejects from a Saturday Morning Cartoon

Blade: Trinity (2004) – Directed by David S. Goyer – Starring Wesley Snipes, Kris Kristofferson, Jessica Biel, Ryan Reynolds, Parker Posey, Dominic Purcell, Triple H, Callum Keith Rennie, Natasha Lyonne, John Michael Higgins, Patton Oswalt, James Remar, and Eric Bogosian. BLADE: TRINITY is not the fall from the mountaintop that Spider-Man 3 represents, but it…