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FREE BIRDS: The Pardoned Turkey

Free Birds (2013) – Directed by Jimmy Hayward – Starring Owen Wilson, Woody Harrelson, Amy Poehler, Dan Fogler, George Takei, Colm Meaney, Keith David, and Dwight Howard. Man, there are times when I’m watching a movie and am hit straight in the face with the fact that I’m kind of an asshole. FREE BIRDS is…

JONAH HEX: The Rest of Him Was Too Fat for My Horse

Jonah Hex (2010) – Adapted from DC Comics; Directed by Jimmy Hayward – Starring Josh Brolin, Megan Fox, John Malcovich, Michael Fassbender, Lance Reddick, Will Arnett, Aidan Quinn, Tom Wopat, Wes Bentley, and Jeffrey Dean Morgan. Yeah, Tom F*cking Wopat. Still alive, still acting, still playing a Confederate. This is going to be one of…