Branded

BRANDED: Fat Will Be the New Fabulous

Branded (2012) – Directed by Jamie Bradshaw and Aleksandr Dulerayn – Starring Ed Stoppard, Leelee Sobieski, Max von Sydow, Jeffrey Tambor, Ingeborga Dapkunaite, and Rachel Davies. BRANDED is a massively stupid fucking movie. When I saw the trailer for BRANDED in the theater, I laughed and said, aloud, “That is the dumbest trailer I have…

PAUL: I’ve Been Waiting for This Since Mac and Me

Paul (2011) – Directed by Greg Mottola – Starring Simon Pegg, Nick Frost, Seth Rogen, Jason Bateman, Kristen Wiig, Bill Hader, Blythe Danner, Joe Lo Truglio, John Carroll Lynch, Jane Lynch, David Koechner, Jesse Plemons, Sigourney Weaver, Jeffrey Tambor, and Steven Spielberg. Much like Super 8, PAUL is a love letter to Steven Spielberg, but…

HELLBOY: There Are Things That Go Bump in the Night

Hellboy (2004) – Directed by Guillermo del Toro – Starring Ron Perlman, Rupert Evans, Doug Jones, Selma Blair, Karel Roden, Ladislav Beran, John Hurt, Bridget Hodson, and Jeffrey Tambor. During yesterday’s review of Sam Raimi’s Spider-Man, I lamented the fact that as much as I loved the movie, I didn’t really enjoy watching it anymore.…

CITY SLICKERS: I Like Your Ass. Can I Wear It as a Hat?

City Slickers (1991) – Directed by Ron Underwood – Starring Billy Crystal, Jack Palance, Daniel Stern, Bruno Kirby, Patricia Wettig, Helen Slater, Bill Henderson, Phill Lewis, Josh Mostel, David Paymer, Jeffrey Tambor, and Jake Gyllenhaal. I love CITY SLICKERS. It is by no means a perfect movie. It still astounds me 20 years after its…