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EUROPA REPORT and GRAVITY: It’s Time to Go Home

Europa Report (2013) – Directed by Sebastián Cordero – Starring Christian Camargo, Anamaria Marinca, Michael Nyqvist, Daniel Wu, Karolina Wydra, Sharlto Copley, Embeth Davidtz, Dan Fogler, and Isiah Whitlock, Jr. Gravity (2013) – Directed by Alfonso Cuarón – Starring Sandra Bullock, George Clooney, Orto Ignatiussen, and Ed Harris. I hate the artificial pitting of one…

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THE MONUMENTS MEN: Ain’t There Supposed to Be a Parade?

The Monuments Men (2014) – Directed by George Clooney – Starring George Clooney, Matt Damon, Bill Murray, John Goodman, Hugh Bonneville, Cate Blanchett, Jean Dujardin, Bob Balaban, Dimitri Leonidas, and Grant Heslov. SPOILERS — SPOILERS — SPOILERS — SPOILERS When the first MONUMENTS MEN trailers arrived, the film’s comedic elements were front and center, but…

BATMAN AND ROBIN: There’s Something About an Anatomically Correct Rubber Suit That Puts Fire in a Girl’s Lips

Batman and Robin (1997) – Directed by Joel Schumacher – Starring George Clooney, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Chris O’Donnell, Uma Thurman, Alicia Silverstone, Pat Hingle, John Glover, and Michael Gough. BATMAN AND ROBIN is widely recognized as one of the worst films of all-time, and it is completely deserving of this dishonor. If you came here expecting…

FROM DUSK TILL DAWN: I’m a Mean Motherf*ckin’ Servant of God

From Dusk till Dawn (1996) – Directed by Robert Rodriguez – Starring George Clooney, Quentin Tarantino, Harvey Keitel, Juliette Lewis, Ernest Liu, Salma Hayek, Cheech Marin, Danny Trejo, Tom Savini, Fred Williamson, Michael Parks, John Saxon, Kelly Preston, and John Hawkes. FROM DUSK TILL DAWN is a collaboration between Quentin Tarantino and Robert Rodriguez; Tarantino…