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THE EXPENDABLES 3: Time to Mow the Lawn

The Expendables 3 (2014) – Directed by Patrick Hughes – Starring Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Antonio Banderas, Jet Li, Wesley Snipes, Dolph Lundgren, Kelsey Grammer, Randy Couture, Terry Crews, Kellan Lutz, Ronda Rousey, Glen Powell, Victor Ortiz, Robert Davi, Mel Gibson, Harrison Ford, and Arnold Schwarzenegger. I’m never going to complain too hard about a…

THE EXPENDABLES 2: Track Him, Find Him, Kill Him

The Expendables 2 (2012) – Directed by Simon West – Starring Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren, Yu Nan, Chuck Norris, Terry Crews, Randy Couture, Liam Hemsworth, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Bruce Willis, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Scott Adkins, and Charisma Carpenter. If you’re new to the Anxiety, be aware that SPOILERS LIE AHEAD. This is…

THE EXPENDABLES: Come Watch Old Men With Bad Knees Pretend Punch Each Other

The Expendables (2010) – Directed by Sylvester Stallone – Starring Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren, Eric Roberts, Mickey Rourke, Gisele Itie, Terry Crews, Randy Couture, Steve Austin, Charisma Carpenter, David Zayas, Gary Daniels, Bruce Willis, and Arnold Schwarzenegger. Sylvester Stallone’s THE EXPENDABLES might be the most insightful movie on stunted masculinity since…