A Million Ways to Die in the West

A MILLION WAYS TO DIE IN THE WEST: People Die at the Fair

A Million Ways to Die in the West (2014) – Directed by Seth MacFarlane – Starring Seth MacFarlane, Charlize Theron, Neil Patrick Harris, Liam Neeson, Giovanni Ribisi, Amanda Seyfried, Sarah Silverman, Wes Studi, Alex Borstein, Evan Jones, Gilbert Gottfried, Dennis Haskins, Christopher Lloyd, Bill Maher, Ewan McGregor, Jamie Foxx, Ryan Reynolds, and Patrick Stewart. Whither,…

PROMETHEUS: Ridley Scott’s Hobbit: There and Forward Again

Prometheus (2012) – Directed by Ridley Scott – Starring Noomi Rapace, Michael Fassbender, Idris Elba, Logan Marshall-Green, Charlize Theron, Guy Pearce, and Patrick Wilson. If you’re coming to this site for the first time, you need to be made aware of something right now: SPOILERS are coming. Lots and lots of SPOILERS. This isn’t one…

ÆON FLUX: I’ve Lived and Died Seven Times Since Then

Æon Flux (2005) – Directed by Karyn Kusama – Starring Charlize Theron, Sophie Okonedo, Marton Csokas, Jonny Lee Miller, Frances McDormand, and Pete Postlethwaite. ÆON FLUX is a complete and utter waste of time. Dumb, melodramatic, vacant, hokey, and sterile, there’s not a single honest emotion in ÆON FLUX, not a single believable character, and…