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AMERICAN HUSTLE: Don’t Put Metal in the Science Oven

American Hustle (2013) – Directed by David O. Russell – Starring Christian Bale, Amy Adams, Bradley Cooper, Jennifer Lawrence, Jeremy Renner, Louis C.K., Michael Peña, Elisabeth Rohm, and Robert DeNiro. Ugh. AMERICAN HUSTLE is the most confounding movie I’ve seen in a very long time. I kinda actively hate the movie, while at the same…

THE A-TEAM: This is What Two-Dimensional Popcorn Tastes Like

THE A-TEAM (2010) – Directed by Joe Carnahan – Starring Liam Neeson, Bradley Cooper, Quinton Jackson, Sharlto Copley, Jessica Biel, Patrick Wilson, and Brian Bloom. I almost called this review, “This Movie Exists” because I actually watched the movie last week and have been too busy finishing the next chapter of my dissertation, finishing a…