PROMETHEUS: Ridley Scott’s Hobbit: There and Forward Again

Prometheus (2012) – Directed by Ridley Scott – Starring Noomi Rapace, Michael Fassbender, Idris Elba, Logan Marshall-Green, Charlize Theron, Guy Pearce, and Patrick Wilson. If you’re coming to this site for the first time, you need to be made aware of something right now: SPOILERS are coming. Lots and lots of SPOILERS. This isn’t one…

ALIEN VS. PREDATOR: I Think This is a Manhood Ritual

Alien vs. Predator (2004; Extended Cut) – Directed by Paul W.S. Anderson – Starring Sanaa Lathan, Lance Henriksen, Raoul Bova, Ewen Bremner, and Colin Salmon. Earlier, I wrote over 2,000 words on ALIEN RESURRECTION, and could have written 1,000 more. Right now, I’m going to struggle to write 1,000 on ALIEN VS. PREDATOR. Jumping way…

ALIEN RESURRECTION: Must Be a Chick Thing

Alien Resurrection (1997; Theatrical Cut) – Directed by Jean-Pierre Jeunet – Starring Sigourney Weaver, Winona Ryder, Ron Perlman, Dominique Pinon, Gary Dourdan, Michael Wincott, Brad Dourif, Leland Orser, Dan Hedaya, J. E. Freeman, Kim Flowers, and Raymond Cruz. I’d never seen ALIEN RESURRECTION before last night and I was pleasantly surprised by what I saw.…