X-MEN: FIRST CLASS: Killing Will Not Bring You Peace

X-Men: First Class (2011) – Directed by Matthew Vaughn – Starring Michael Fassbender, James McAvoy, Rose Byrne, Jennifer Lawrence, Kevin Bacon, January Jones, Nicholas Hoult, Zoe Kravitz, Caleb Landry Jones, Lucas Till, Edi Gathegi, Jason Flemyng, Alex Gonzalez, Oliver Platt, Ray Wise, Michael Ironside, James Remar, Glenn Morshower, Matt Craven, Annabelle Wallis Rebecca Romijn, and…

BLADE II: The Dark Knight Returns

Blade II (2002) – Directed by Guillermo del Toro – Starring Wesley Snipes, Kris Kristofferson, Ron Perlman, Leonor Varela, Norman Reedus, Luke Goss, Thomas Kretschmann, Danny John-Jules, Donnie Yen, and Tony Curran. BLADE II is one of the most successfully stylish films I’ve ever seen. Even if the story sucked (and it doesn’t), I could…

BLADE: Catch You F*ckers at a Bad Time?

Blade (1998) – Directed by Stephen Norrington – Starring Wesley Snipes, Stephen Dorff, Kris Kristofferson, N’Bushe Wright, Donal Logue, Udo Kier, Sanaa Lathan, and Traci Lords. Why doesn’t BLADE get the respect I think it deserves? Is it because it stars an incredibly minor character from the Marvel Universe? Because it stars an actor who’s…

PUNISHER: WAR ZONE: I’m Gonna Get My Applesauce Back

Punisher: War Zone (2008) – Directed by Lexi Alexander – Starring Ray Stevenson, Dominic West, Julie Benz, Colin Salmon, Doug Hutchison, Dash Mihok, and Wayne Knight. It’s fitting that Jigsaw is the villain for PUNISHER: WAR ZONE, as we have a third film starring the Punisher that just falls short of being something special, and…

THE PUNISHER (2004): God’s Gonna Sit This One Out

The Punisher (2004) – Directed by Jonathan Hensleigh – Starring Thomas Jane, John Travolta, Will Patton, Roy Scheider, Laura Harring, Ben Foster, Rebecca Romijn, John Pinette, Samantha Mathis, and Kevin Nash. THE PUNISHER is one of those movies that I enjoy the less I think about it. If I just sit and watch the film,…

THE MASK: Hold On To Your Lugnuts

The Mask (1994) – Directed by Chuck Russell – Starring Jim Carrey, Cameron Diaz, Peter Riegert, Peter Greene, Amy Yasbeck, Richard Jeni, and Ben Stein. I have a hard time judging comedies, and I don’t think I’m alone on this. Whenever you see those “Top 100 Movies of All-Time” lists, the few comedies that are…