MOVIE 43: The 43 Best Things About MOVIE 43

Movie 43 (2013) – Directed by Steven Brill, Peter Farrelly, Will Graham, Steve Carr, Griffin Dunne, James Duffy, Jonathan van Tulleken, Elizabeth Banks, Patrik Forsberg, Brett Ratner, Rusty Cundieff, James Gunn, Bob Odenkirk – Starring Elizabeth Banks, Kristen Bell, Jimmy Bennett, Halle Berry, Leslie Bibb, Kate Bosworth, Gerard Butler, Adam Cagley, Common, Kieran Culkin, Josh Duhamel, Devin Eash, Anna Faris, Richard Gere, John Hodgman, Terrence Howard, Hugh Jackman, Greg Kinnear, Johnny Knoxville, Justin Long, Aasif Mandvi, Jack McBrayer, Stephen Merchant, Christopher Mintz-Plasse, Julianne Moore, Chloë Grace Moretz, Chris Pratt, Dennis Quaid, Liev Schreiber, Seann William Scott, Tony Shalhoub, Fisher Stevens, Emma Stone, Jason Sudeikis, Uma Thurman, Naomi Watts, Jeremy Allen White, Kate Winslet, Anton Yelchin, Mark L. Young, Seth MacFarlane, Will Sasso, J.B. Smoove.

Here are the 43 best things about MOVIE 43, a sketch comedy movie starring lots of really famous people in roles no one will ever remember:

1. Terrance Howard: “God already did his part. He made you black, and them white.”
2. Anna Faris: Looking completely adorable while saying, “I want you to poop on me.”
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Bonus Best Thing About MOVIE 43: Never having to watch it again.

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Please check out my published works. I can’t promise you they’re better than MOVIE 43, but I can promise they all contain more words than this review.

The Haunting of Kraken Moor (horror)
Gunfighter Gothic (weird western)
Stuffed Animals for Hire: The Christmas Operation (children lit)
Dreamer’s Syndrome: Into the New World (urban fantasy)

Rise of the First Woman: A Dreamer’s Syndrome Anthology (urban fantasy)
Harpsichord and the Wormhole Witches (cosmic pulp)
Adventures of the Five (children lit)
Marvel Comics on Film

Mark Bousquet’s Amazon author page.

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